Jan
18
2009
7

UFC 93 in a Nutsack

By Warren Piece (warrenpiece@mmaratings.net)

Welcome to the first installment of our new “In a Nutsack” event summaries where yours truly will be posting brief event overviews while you all await Nicholas “You Deserve It” Bailey’s more in-depth coverage. So be on the lookout for that.

UFC 93 was a mediocre show. The first of many upcoming UFC PPVs headlined by non-title fights (see the ludicrous, but free Sanchez vs. Stevenson Main Event set for UFC 95 and the much more interesting Jackson vs. Jardine Main Event set for UFC 96).

The televised portion of UFC 93 was kicked-off by the heavily self-hyped Lytle vs. Davis bout. Marcus took this bout via split decision. It was a good scrap, but did not live up to the “instant classic” status both fighters were hoping for. This loss will most likely put Chris on the bench for a while or even earn him a pink slip, while the win will probably land Davis in the exact position he was in prior to the fight.

The second fight of the night featured Denis Kang vs. Alan Belcher. Kang looked terrific from all angles throughout the fight, but got caught in a strong guillotine choke (the UFC’s official sub of the night) near the end of Round 2. I find this to be a very disappointing turn of events for the UFC’s Middleweight division, as I (and in all probability, everyone at the UFC) was hopeful that Kang would come in, dominate and make a credible run at A. Silva for the title.

The third fight of the night did not deserve to be the third fight of the night. That aside, Rousimar Palhares defeated Jeremy Horn via unanimous decision. Surprise, sur-fucking-prise! Horn’s done. My crystal balls say we will see Belcher vs. Palhares in the near future.

The Co-Main Event between Mark Coleman and “Shogun” Rua is my pick for fight of the night regardless of the fact that both fighters looked absolutely horrible! Neither guy had any cardio. I suppose “The Hammer” can use his age (44) as an excuse for his gasage, but Rua (27) has no obvious excuse. I loved this fight, mostly, for the history behind it (and that Coleman came out to “Back in Black”…badass). In the end, “Shogun” earned the W via TKO in the third. The fight was stopped by the ref (bad ref!) with only 24 seconds left in the match. Coleman could have taken a beating for the remaining time and would have been fine. Quote of the night goes to my wife who called Rua’s big, arguably fight-ending uppercut, “Music to my eyes.” She’s Brazilian. Coleman called for the rubber match in his post-fight Roganview. I say give it to them. After their performances tonight, I think it’s safe to say that neither of these guys stand a chance against anyone at the top of the 205 heap.

The Main Event featured Rich Franklin vs. Dan Henderson. The sole purpose of this fight was to determine who will join Mike Bisping as TUF 9’s other coach (US vs. UK). That man is “Hendo”, who won the fight via split decision. I thought Franklin had it, but it was very close. So, I assume Dan will go back down to 185 to eventually fight Bisping for the number one contender spot to then face Silva who, in a likelihood, will still be the champ at that point. Unless Bisping defeats “Hendo” in their bout (unlikely), we will see Silva vs. Henderson 2. Whoop Dee Freakin’ Doo! Perhaps the UFC should just dissolve the Middleweight division.


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